Name: Don't Say Gay in Floriday
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Don't Say Gay in Floriday

by Nefarious Foodie

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Don’t Say Gay in Floriday

Don’t say gay in Floriday
the cops will come take you away.
In Floriday, if you say gay
might as well hit the hay.
Don’t say gay in Floriday – they’ll get you.

Don’t wear a dress in Floriday
don’t wear sparkles on your neck
don’t wear things like nail polish & panties –
oh no.

It’s every great Florida Alpha Male’s right
to check and see if you’ve got a dick in sight –
if you’re wearing a dress.

Maybe they want to see something else?

Don’t say gay in Floriday
no matter what you do
don’t say gay in Floriday,
no matter where you are.

Don’t say gay in Floriday
the cops’ll come and take you away –
they might even kill you.

But they can still say queer
and they can still say fag
but they can still get hard
and beat you to death.

(fade in)
Don’t say gay in Floriday
the cops will come take you away.
In Floriday, if you say gay
might as well hit the hay.
Cops will come take you away.
In Floriday, if you say gay, ah –
they’ll get you!

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released July 20, 2023
Shayne Keen – Guitar, lead vocals, lyrics
Scott J. Couturier – Backing vocals, lead vocal on close, effects

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Nefarious Foodie Traverse City, Michigan

Shayne Keen (guitar, vocals, percussion, effects) & Scott J. Couturier (drums, percussion, vocals, effects & ephemera) make up Nefarious Foodie. Bringing outlandish Outsider rock 'n' roll, pagan folk vibes & ether-transmissions, oh my!

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